The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
