i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
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