I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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