she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
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I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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