fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
you win again, gameday.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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