Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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