Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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