P.S. I can't hear my feet
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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