I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
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