She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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