No, you can still breathe under the balls.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I deserve this hangover.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
