after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
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I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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