Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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