if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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