I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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