your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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