i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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