Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
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Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
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That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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