hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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