My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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