Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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