ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
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I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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