just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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