I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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