Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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