North Korea, Best Korea!
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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