Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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