I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Randomize
