David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
this just has baby written all over it
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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