No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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