whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
