how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
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It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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