Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Will exercising make me less horny?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
