oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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