I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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