You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
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Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
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Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
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