stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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