I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
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Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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