so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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