somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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