What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You're like the curious george of whores
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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