Quick, to the slutcave!
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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