And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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