Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I am one with the molecules
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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