you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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