A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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