dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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