then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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