i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Damn victory sex feels great
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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