I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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