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i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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