Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
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I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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