HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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