The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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