Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
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I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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