after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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