idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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